For this darkness I was promised cookies

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
gallusrostromegalus
kaibacorpintern

those posts that are like "the flavor profile of doritos would kill a 14th century french peasant" are all about atem to me

kaibacorpintern

"but he wasn't a peasant he was an ancient egyptian pharaoh - " granted he would've had access to the literal best quality his civilization had to offer but the concept and practice of a vending machine would still shatter him to dust

gallusrostromegalus

On the other end of the spectrum, Thief King Bakura would see a vending machine and immediately extrapolate how it can be used for low-risk, mild effort and exceptionally lucrative crime. By the end of the month he's amassed several thousand dollars in untraceable cash and is wanted by seven different police departments and Nestle Inc., but they have it coming and he has PLANS for them.

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kittykatninja321

You guys gotta accept that your favorite character doesn’t always share your politics ok sometimes your favorite guy is a weird libertarian. Jason Todd is pro murder but he’s not pro death penalty because he doesn’t trust institutions and he’s anti authoritarian. He doesn’t vote but he will threaten a local corrupt politician with a car bomb. He thinks you should probably buy a gun. His politics are somewhat incoherent which makes him an average American man